//** ************************************** **** //** create a global variable named **** //** numquotes for use in addquote function **** //** and initialize the quotes array **** //** ************************************** **** numquotes = 98; quotes = new Array(numquotes); quotes[0] = 'My Pappy always said,\'A coward dies a thousand deaths, a hero dies but one.\'
A thousand to one is pretty good odds.
-- Bret Maverick
on Maverick<\/span>
'; quotes[1] = 'He who plants a garden plants happiness.
-- Chinese Proverb<\/span>
'; quotes[2] = 'You don\'t have a garden just for yourself. you have it to share.
-- Augusta Carter<\/span>
'; quotes[3] = 'Do not squander time, for that\'s the stuff life is made of.
-- Benjamin Franklin<\/span>
'; quotes[4] = 'Love is a fruit in season at all times and within reach of every hand.
-- Mother Teresa<\/span>
'; quotes[5] = 'Bloom where you are planted.
-- Nancy Reader Campion<\/span>
'; quotes[6] = 'Good gardening is very simple, really. You just have to learn to think like a plant.
-- Judith Handelsman<\/span>
'; quotes[7] = 'I live in the garden; I just sleep in the house.
-- Jim Long<\/span>
'; quotes[8] = 'In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.
-- Margaret Atwood<\/span>
'; quotes[9] = 'More in a garden grows than what the gardener sows.
-- Spanish Proverb<\/span>
'; quotes[10] = 'Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.
-- Marcel Proust<\/span>
'; quotes[11] = 'The fragrance always remains in the hand that gives the rose.
-- Heda Bejar<\/span>
'; quotes[12] = 'A garden is a grand teacher. It teaches patience and careful watchfulness; it teaches industry and thrift; above all it teaches entire trust.
-- Gertrude Jekyll<\/span>
'; quotes[13] = 'Kind hearts are the garden,
Kind thoughts are the roots,
Kind words are the blossoms,
Kind deeds are the fruits.
-- John Ruskin<\/span>
'; quotes[14] = 'The sweetest flower that grows, I give you as we part. For you it is a rose, for me it is my heart.
-- Frederick Peterson<\/span>
'; quotes[15] = 'Love is a fruit in season at all times and within reach of every hand.
-- Mother Teresa<\/span>
'; quotes[16] = 'Like people, plants respond to extra attention.
-- H. Peter Loewer<\/span>
'; quotes[17] = 'Flowers are lover\'s truest language.
-- Park Benjamin<\/span>
'; quotes[18] = 'The best things that can come out of the garden are gifts for other people.
-- Jamie Jobb<\/span>
'; quotes[19] = 'French Marshal Lyautey once asked his gardener to plant a tree. The gardener objected that the tree was slow-growing and would not reach maturity for 100 years.
The marshal replied, \"in that case, there is no time to lose; plant it this afternoon!\"
-- John F. Kennedy<\/span>
'; quotes[20] = 'The purpose of agriculture is not the production of food but the perfection of human beings.
-- Masanobu Fukuoka<\/span>
'; quotes[21] = 'Great opportunities to help others seldom come, but small ones surround us every day.
-- Sally Koch<\/span>
'; quotes[22] = 'Anything which grows is always more beautiful to look at than anything which is built.
-- Lin Yu Tang<\/span>
'; quotes[23] = 'He who plants a tree plants hope.
-- Lucy Larcom<\/span>
'; quotes[24] = 'Gardening has a magical quality when you are a child.
-- Barbara Damrosch<\/span>
'; quotes[25] = 'There should be a garden in every childhood, an enchanted place where colors are brighter, the air softer, and the morning more fragrant than ever again.
-- Elizabeth Lawrence<\/span>
'; quotes[26] = 'Roses are red,
Violets are blue;
But they don\'t get around
Like the dandelions do.
-- Slim Acres<\/span>
'; quotes[27] = 'Gardening requires lots of water---most of it in the form of perspiration.
-- Lou Erickson<\/span>
'; quotes[28] = 'From the earth we were formed,
To the earth we return.
And in between, we garden.
--Nelson Eddy<\/span>
'; quotes[29] = 'Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps the singing bird will come.
-- Chinese Proverb<\/span>
'; quotes[30] = 'Flowers are words which even a babe can understand.
-- Bishop Arthur Cleveland<\/span>
'; quotes[31] = 'Gardens are our link with the divine.
-- William Howard Adams<\/span>
'; quotes[32] = 'Good fences make good neighbors.
-- Robert Frost<\/span>
'; quotes[33] = 'A book is like a garden carried in the pocket.
-- Arabian Proverb<\/span>
'; quotes[34] = 'Plants teach us about the human condition, what it means to be fully human.
-- Judith Handelsman<\/span>
'; quotes[35] = 'Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow-ripening fruit.
-- Aristotle<\/span>
'; quotes[36] = 'Good friends are the perennials in the garden of life.
-- For Better or For Worst
Lynn Johnston Productions Inc.<\/span>
'; quotes[37] = 'Only God can make a tree. But everybody can plant one.
-- Ziggi by Tom Wilson
Ziggy & Friends, Inc. <\/span>
'; quotes[38] = 'Never look down on anybody unless you are helping him up.
-- Reverend Jesse Jackson<\/span>
'; quotes[39] = 'That\'s not a lie, it\'s a terminological inexactitude.
-- Alexander Haig
TV interview<\/span>
'; quotes[40] = 'Every act of kindness moves to a larger one till friendships bloom to show what little deeds have done.
-- June Masters Bacher<\/span>
'; quotes[41] = 'The best things in life aren\'t things.
-- Art Buchwald<\/span>
'; quotes[42] = 'When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say,
\"I used everything you gave me.\"
Erma Bombeck<\/span>'; quotes[43] = 'Watching something grow is good for morale. It helps you believe in life.
-- Myron S. Kaufman<\/span>
'; quotes[44] = 'Where flowers bloom, so does hope.
-- Lady Bird Johnson<\/span>'; quotes[45] = 'Each flower is a soul opening out to nature.
-- Gerald de Nerval<\/span>
'; quotes[46] = 'The true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.
-- Ann Landers<\/span>
'; quotes[47] = 'The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway.
-- Henry Boyce<\/span>
'; quotes[48] = 'Man is related to plants as all living things are related.
-- Josephine Von Miklos<\/span>
'; quotes[49] = 'I think that I shall never see
a billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall
I\'ll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash<\/span>
'; quotes[50] = 'The pig, if I am not mistaken,
Supplies us sausage, ham, and bacon.
Let others say his heart is big--
I call it stupid of the pig.
-- Ogden Nash<\/span>
'; quotes[51] = 'The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don\'t want, drink what you don\'t like, and do what you\'d rather not
-- Mark Twain<\/span>
'; quotes[52] = 'Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck<\/span>
'; quotes[53] = 'Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
-- Mark Twain<\/span>
'; quotes[54] = 'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
-- Oscar Wilde<\/span>
'; quotes[55] = 'Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-- Oscar Wilde<\/span>
'; quotes[56] = 'A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always count on the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw<\/span>
'; quotes[57] = 'The cell-phone is the tool of those who lack the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- Ed Lee<\/span>
'; quotes[58] = 'Blessed are they who expect nothing for they shall not be disappointed.
-- Carl Sandburg<\/span>
'; quotes[59] = 'I think I am.Therefore, I am .... I think.
-- George Carlin<\/span>
'; quotes[60] = 'My Pappy always said,\'A coward dies a thousand deaths, a hero dies but one.\' A thousand to one is pretty good odds.
-- Bret Maverick
on Maverick<\/span>
'; quotes[61] = 'Culture is like spinach. Once you forget it\'s good for you, you can relax and enjoy it.
-- Uncle Martin
on My Favorite Martian<\/span>
'; quotes[62] = 'Never miss a good chance to shut up.
-- Will Rogers<\/span>
'; quotes[63] = 'If you find yourself in a hole...stop digging.
-- Will rogers<\/span>
'; quotes[64] = 'The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.
-- Will Rogers<\/span>
'; quotes[65] = 'Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.
-- Will Rogers<\/span>
'; quotes[66] = 'Lettin\'the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier\'n puttin\' it back.
-- Will rogers<\/span>
'; quotes[67] = 'After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good that he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
MORAL: When you\'re full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
-- Will Rogers<\/span>
'; quotes[68] = 'If you don\'t learn to laugh at trouble, you won\'t have anything to laugh at when you are old.
-- Will Rogers<\/span>
'; quotes[69] = 'I don\'t know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
-- Will rogers<\/span>
'; quotes[70] = 'The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
-- Will Rogers<\/span>
'; quotes[71] = 'This above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man.
--Shakespeare<\/span> in Hamlet
'; quotes[72] = 'Internal Revenue Service
Gentlemen:

I cheated on my income taxes.
I feel horrible, and have had a difficult time sleeping.
So enclosed please find my check for five hundred dollars.

P.S.If I still can\'t sleep I\'ll send the rest.
--Anonymous<\/span>
'; quotes[73] = 'If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man\'s life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.
-- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow<\/span>
'; quotes[74] = 'Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that crushed it.
-- Mark Twain<\/span>
'; quotes[75] = 'Forgiveness is a damp cloth wiped across a blackboard of recorded grievances that erases even the trace of the offense.
-- Patrick Morley<\/span>
'; quotes[76] = 'Man\'s search for meaning is the primary motivation in his life.
-- Victor Frankl<\/span>
'; quotes[77] = 'The danger is not lest the soul should doubt whether there is any bread, but lest by a lie, it should persuade itself that it is not hungry.
-- Simone Weil<\/span>
'; quotes[78] = 'Superficiality is the curse of our age...The desperate need today is not for a greater number of intelligent people, or gifted people, but for deep people.
-- Richard Foster<\/span>
'; quotes[79] = 'A man cannot be successful by himself.
-- Unknown<\/span>
'; quotes[80] = 'Suffering will make you bitter or better. The choice is yours.
-- Patrick Morley<\/span>
'; quotes[81] = 'Many of life\'s failures are men who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.
-- Unknown<\/span>
'; quotes[82] = 'It is a great deal better to do all things you should do, than to spend the rest of your life wishing you had.
-- Unknown<\/span>
'; quotes[83] = 'We should all take more risks, but not without some calculation and preparation. Success is that point at which preparation meets opportunity.
-- Patrick Morley<\/span>
'; quotes[84] = 'Our tendency is to overestimate what we can accomplish in one year and underestimate what we can accomplish in ten years.
-- Richard Foster<\/span>
'; quotes[85] = 'Our culture grants human worth to you in proportion to how good you look, how smart you are, how much money you have, and\/or how athletic you are.
-- Patrick Morley<\/span>
'; quotes[86] = 'To be considered successful in the eyes of the world, you are required to display one or more of the four killer \"bees\": beauty, brains, bucks,<\/span> and brawn<\/span>.
-- Patrick Morley<\/span>
'; quotes[87] = 'The great secret of contentment is not getting what you want, but wanting what you get.
-- Patrick Morley<\/span>
'; quotes[88] = 'The greatest things in life are not things.
-- Rick Warren
The Purpose Driven Life<\/span>
'; quotes[89] = 'Experience is not what happens to you. It is what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley<\/span>
'; quotes[90] = 'Humility is not thinking less of yourself; it is thinking of yourself less.
-- Rick Warren
The Purpose Driven Life<\/span>
'; quotes[91] = 'Time is your most precious gift because you only have a set amount of it. You can make more money, but you can\'t make more time. When you give someone your time, you are giving them a portion of your life you\'ll never get back.
Your time is your life.
That is why the greatest gift you can give someone is your time.
-- Rick Warren
The Purpose Driven Life.<\/span>
'; quotes[92] = 'If successful don\'t crow; if defeated don\'t croak.
-- Samuel Chadwick<\/span>
'; quotes[93] = 'Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns.
I am thankful thorns have roses.
-- Alphonse Karr<\/span>
'; quotes[94] = 'Volunteers are unpaid, not because they are worthless,
but because they are priceless.
-- Anonymous<\/span>
'; quotes[95] = 'As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses,
for you only get to play one round.
-- Ben Hogan<\/i
'; quotes[96] = 'You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson<\/i
'; quotes[97] = 'You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson<\/i
'; //** ****************************** **** //** Script functions to generate **** //** a quote **** //** ****************************** **** function addquote() { with (Math) { var r = random(); var a = round(numquotes*r); } //alert(r); document.write('

'); document.write(quotes[a]); document.write('<\/p>'); return; }